THAT’S BETTER.

YOU HAVE NO WIFE.

NO KIDS.

NO OTHER CAUSE.

NO REASON NOT TO CON YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT FOR EVERY LAST MOMENT AND ADMIRE THE METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL REGARDING SPELLING AND GRAMMAR.

Could you have done better?

Yes.

But not tonight.

Now be the fucking dad you always could have been and make sure the last of the drunken assholes get back to their rooms safe.

Lolz.

Could always be worse. 😂